John Travolta, what is up? What is the deal with yourself? I saw you in a picture kissing a dude! What is up with that? What about like in Face Off when Nicholas Cage had your face? Maybe that explains it? What about that maybe explains it? John Travolta, seriously, people want to know, what [...]
Entries from August 2006
August 29, 2006
Ernesto Who? Never Heard of Him!
Ok, so, guys, there’s a totally lame hurricane all over the nooz, did you know that? Well there is! It is everywhere! It is like really popular, kind of totally like a celebrity, so I was all “Oh, cool, celebrity nooz for my totally awesome celeb nooz reports, yow!” But then I was like WHOAH [...]
August 28, 2006
LiLoh? Huh?
So dudes, what is TOTALLY the deal with lindsay lohan? is it just me, or is she like, totally SCREWED UP? she’s like messed up in the head or something. she really acts so weird. lindsay lohan totally goes out all the time! lindsay, what is the deal? do you want to talk about it? [...]
August 28, 2006
Do you guys know Paris Hilton?
Guys, so Paris Hilton? She is totally cool! Whoah, I mean, but sometimes she’s not. Did you know she lives in Beverly Hills? Well she does! But sometimes, I want to be like, whoah, Paris, what’s the deal? I mean, seriously, Paris, like, can I help you or something? I can teach you how to [...]
