Guys, so Paris Hilton? She is totally cool! Whoah, I mean, but sometimes she’s not. Did you know she lives in Beverly Hills? Well she does! But sometimes, I want to be like, whoah, Paris, what’s the deal? I mean, seriously, Paris, like, can I help you or something? I can teach you how to drive a car, you know what I’m saying? Am I right?
But seriously Paris, I am always here. Seriously!
-Your Loyal Nooz Hound, ruff ruff!
4 Comments
August 31, 2006 at 1:59 am
paris has herpes.
August 31, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Totes! But, I mean, whats the deal with Herpes anyway? Is it from kissing boys? Ugh, gross!
September 8, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Paris has GAIDs, that’s AIDs you catch from a gay
September 9, 2006 at 10:07 pm
CALL IN THE GNAA