I bet Ashlee Simpson has a horse and a dog (ruff!) and a hamster. I had a hamster once, but my friend Steve borrowed him and said he set him free because he didn’t like to play the way Steve likes to play. Also, I bet Ashlee Simpson has a horse, BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE TOO!
J/k, J/k, she actually looks like a girl, but kind of like a horse.
Dad, will you puhleeeaze buy me an ashlee simpson, I mean a horse? I will take care of it and whatevah and feed it. I will ride it too, maybe ride it away from here forevah because YOU LAME DAD, YOU LAME!
[via GalleryOfTheAbsurd]
10 Comments
September 20, 2006 at 1:34 pm
that picture just made me poop my pants…a little.
September 20, 2006 at 11:16 pm
genius.
October 12, 2006 at 6:17 pm
My dad sucks to. He always ruins everything! he isnt fun at all. he doesnt care about what really matters to me! i hope that he would just leave me alone and let me live my own life!
P.S.- i like the pictures!!!!!
sammy
October 12, 2006 at 6:20 pm
thats hot, ashley simpson is a hor!!!!!!!
love all yall,
malerie
April 6, 2007 at 2:00 am
Funny, i like my dad he is cool
April 19, 2007 at 10:29 am
nice site!!
http://www.pixelfactor.org
May 11, 2007 at 11:04 am
hey my mom and dad wont buy me a horse either it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 19, 2007 at 12:10 am
Hahahahaha!!I hate Ashlee Simpson!I love the pics!Ashlee sucks!
September 19, 2007 at 12:15 pm
see it’s very define,your one of a kin. Serafino Raimondo.
June 6, 2008 at 9:15 am
This isn’t connected to this picture but the things you’ve said in other caption, such as “Gross homeless guy”
You seem like a completely ignorant, BITCH.
Get out more and stop taking the piss out of people who actually have lives!