DUH! Nobody wants to watch you try and play tennis like that, duh! Linds, you’re not even wearing a wicked kewl headband like ageisssi or anything, duh. And also, did you know, that your racket is like totes too small? Well it is, and nobody wants to see you play with it at all. For serious, why don’t you just do what you do best. Just “breathe,” or go cry to your mom who doesn’t really love you because your dad is in jail or whatever. Go Paris!

Umm… are you trying to poo? Because it looks like you are. Gross!
4 Comments
September 27, 2006 at 10:54 pm
Linsay Lohan speaks out for Ex Lax!
September 27, 2006 at 11:47 pm
Hey – thanks for the inspiration! http://www.brandspankin.com/2006/09/enough-of-serious-stuff-ti_115941539459672084.html
September 28, 2006 at 6:01 pm
This is like the lamest website ever or something, whatever!
March 4, 2007 at 1:17 am
ewww lindsay has saggy boobies and she does look like she taking a crap……and her lyrics suck !