Penelope Crooz, what is up? Do you like pirates or something all of a sudden? We here at the nooz hear you are dating Orlando (Disney World Rules!) Bloom! Do you think he likes the teacups ride? Or do you think he likes the Space Mountain ride better?
Besides asking what you are doing hanging around with BOYS in the first place, didn’t you know he was Kate Bosworth’s ex-boyfriend? So doesn’t that make you a gold-digger or something? I saw that on TV once.
What does he do vodoo or something? Why’s he wearing necklaces like a girl? Pirates don’t really rool. But Mickey Mouse does for rea
6 Comments
October 3, 2006 at 8:45 pm
How old are you, snoozie? Too young to know what a gold digger is!
October 10, 2006 at 3:38 pm
YO – How about another, oh I dont know………NOOZ ARTICLE??????
October 12, 2006 at 10:54 am
I know. Shit.
October 13, 2006 at 10:00 am
Word on the street is that the little nooz houndz are grounded, but dad’s letting them out of the basement on monday.
July 10, 2007 at 12:56 am
when is this site going to be updated? c’mon , can’t wait?
– GoldCoaster
June 19, 2008 at 7:10 am
Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation
Anyway … nice blog to visit.
cheers, Turnip.