Ernesto Who? Never Heard of Him!

Ok, so, guys, there’s a totally lame hurricane all over the nooz, did you know that? Well there is! It is everywhere! It is like really popular, kind of totally like a celebrity, so I was all “Oh, cool, celebrity nooz for my totally awesome celeb nooz reports, yow!” But then I was like WHOAH wait a minute! This hurricane is so NOT a celebrity! You know? So for all you nooz hound would-be’s out there, WATCH OUT! Ernesto is not a celebrity! It’s a hurricane! Isn’t that so weird? What are celebs coming to? It’s totally so sad sometimes you know?

And what’s with all the primary colors? Would you ever wear that to the Oscars? No way, I know right?

No way dude, you're so ugly!

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4 responses to “Ernesto Who? Never Heard of Him!

  1. suze not suzie

    i hear ernesto and paris hilton like, totally hooked up.

  2. Thats a LIE! We here at awesomecelebritynooz just discovered that Ernesto totally a hurricane and not even related to a celebrity. Over and OUT!

  3. Suzy

    Ernesto: The First Homosexual Hurricane

  4. COBAIN

    ERNESTO IS BORNEO POPULAR CELEBS AND HE’S HAD A TATTOO STUDIO NAMED BORNEO HEAD HUNTERS

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