John Travolta, what is up? What is the deal with yourself? I saw you in a picture kissing a dude! What is up with that? What about like in Face Off when Nicholas Cage had your face? Maybe that explains it? What about that maybe explains it? John Travolta, seriously, people want to know, what is up? Do you maybe need to talk to someone? Do you maybe need to talk with yourself? John Travolta, John Travolta, whoah! You are blowing people’s minds!