Maddox Jolie-Pitt Joins Viet Cong, Kidnaps Suri Crooz!

Oh mah gawd! We just received these photos from our Vietnam office of Maddox Jolie-Pitt outside a not cool Viet Cong jail! And worst of all, the word is that they have Suri Crooz trapped inside!

suri! we'll save you!

I thought this kid wasn’t even old enough to count to ten, but it turns out he is! He totally is! This is bad. It’s all Brad Pitt’s fault for giving him that dumb haircut. What is he, a punk rocker? What is he, Axl Rose or something? No, he’s  not, he’s just a vietnam kid who kidnapped Suri Crooz. Maddox what do you want? Do you want them to take Mr. and Mrs. Smith off the shelves, cause they will! Do you want more juice boxes? Cause they will!

Where did he get that muffin? Seriously, where? Oh mah gawd, someone save Suri Crooz!

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Filed under Babies, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Suri Crooz, Terrorists

4 responses to “Maddox Jolie-Pitt Joins Viet Cong, Kidnaps Suri Crooz!

  1. I did a poop stain

    How can Tom Crooz save his kid from teh scientists? WHy is their religion in a prison?!!?!?

    He needs to call that black guy form the aciton movie to save her from the communisst!

  2. s. preston

    maddox thinks he is the shit.

  3. suri crooz lover

    wait, when did they start getting Capri Sun in Vietnam…and that muffin better be full of tear gas cuz i’m not rollin up on a kid with shin-guards and cleats on- that’s suicide!

  4. HUY NGUYEN

    1, he’s not even viet
    2, it’s not viet cong it’s Charlies to you moda fcukers
    3,GET A LIFE, HE’S ONLY A KID, FCUK ALL YOU HATERS, DON’T HATE CAUSE YOU TOO DAM UGLY TO GET ADOPTED BY MR, MRS SMITH., AZN RULESSSSSSSSS HAHAHAH

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