Paris Hilton, we heard you didn’t even sing the totally awesome songs on your new album “Paris”! Can it be true? Puuuhhleeaze say it’s not!
We heard you got some losah from California who’s in some other band to sing for you! Why would you do this, when your voice is like such a sweet songbird! FYI, us nooz hounds (arf! arf!) have pretty sweet singing voices when we’re not growling and digging up bones (scoops) in the backyard! What is the deal? We tried to find out who it was , but we googled “losah from California” and all we got was this:
Oh mah gawd Paris, puuuhhhleeeaze tell us you didn’t hire yourself to sing the songs for you instead of you! How could you live with yourself, up on stage mouthing the words to some song you’re pretending your singing, when really backstage it’s just you singing into a microphone so they can hide your ugly face!
We love you Paris, say it ain’t so!