THIS JUST IN: Nicole Richie is fighting the terroristic war! Awesome right? NOT! She’s on the wrong side!
As you can see by these photos, she’s totally wearing a scarf thing on her face, like the terroristics! I swear to god! Its true. Our Middle East correspondent, Abu Sheik Awesomaraih, just sent these photos in.
Nicole? Don’t you love freedom? Puhhlease put down that smoothie and take off that thingy!