Goooooooooooood Morning Newsies! First scoop is a doozie!
Lindsay Lohan eats so many carrots her skin is orange! Thats it! Thats the scoop! She’s, like, totally obsessed! With Carrots! WHOA!
We heard that Linds loves carrot like even more than her boyfriend. For realz! She loves carrots so much she’s turning into one! Oh gross! And we all know that she loves lots of stuff, especially staying up late and dancing? Whats next, she turns into a dancing carrot? Whatevah! Lindsay! Don’t eat carrots or dance! Or, if you do, come sleepovah aftah!