If That’s Spinach, Put It Down Right Now! Don’t Eat It! Seriously!

Noozies! Run for your lives! For realz, there is some bad spinach running around the world! If you eat it, it makes you really sick! Don’t eat the spinach oh mah gawd!

SPINACH is responsible for all the PR “not-celebrity” E. Coli is getting! It’s like Spinach is E. Coli’s lame agent or something! And it is even starting to affect the celebrities! Celebrities loves spinach, because it is a supah hip vegetable. Most celebrities when they go out to eat are like,

“Oh, oh, can I have this? Oh, is there spinach in it? Oh, there is no spinach in it? Oh, then, whatevah!”

But not anymore! Read on to see who’s the latest victim!

LINDSAY NOOO!

Word through the bee hive of busy bee reporters (bzz! bzzz!) is that LINDSAY LOHAN is the latest victim of the SPINACH SCANDAL! Oh mah gawd! No, NO! OH MAH GAWD!

Reportedly, Lindsay was eating a salad, the same one with the carrots that made her turn orange, when the spinach got her. The spinach made her wicked sick and she said “Ugh, I totes do not feel good, and this spinach is wicked bad tasting,” and then she said “Nooz Roolz…” before she fainted. SHE DID THAT’S WHAT WE HEAR!

What is the deal with vegetables these days? Like, what did celebs evah do to them?

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5 Comments

Filed under Fake Celebrities, Firecrotch, Lohan, Spinach Sucks, Vegetables

5 responses to “If That’s Spinach, Put It Down Right Now! Don’t Eat It! Seriously!

  1. just a guy who hangs out

    just checkin

  2. goldengirl007

    I got some spinach Lindsay can eat 🙂

  3. Davis

    WHOA! Golden Girl! Can I git sum of dat spinash?!!?

  4. Davis

    noozhounds, quit butt-sniffing and get out there and find me some more nooz!

  5. goldengirl, that was gross.
    you sound like a total pros.

    and a losah. with no self respect.

    nooz hounds, what happened to lindsay? more nooz please.

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