Maddox and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Hate Spinach!

Whoah, this just in noozies! With all the celebrities getting sick due to their favorite vegetable and losah not-celebrity E. Coli, someone’s finally taking a stand! And they’re babies!

Maddox Jolie-Pitt and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are teaming up this week and giving a speech at the United Nations about how lame spinach is and that it’s destroying all the celebrities like Lindsay Lohan. Oh mah gawd, this bring a teah to mah eye…

But wait, what about losah little sister Zahara? I mean what is she doing? Little sisters are wicked annoying, everyone knows that (especially ME). I’ll bet Zahara does something wicked dumb, like draws all over Maddox’s coloring books or cuts the hair off all my Barbies. We’ll keep you posted about what happens as Shiloh and Maddox give their speech later today and Zahara watches cartoons at home or whatevah.

spinach is gross!!!

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Filed under Babies, Fake Celebrities, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Spinach Sucks, Vegetables

3 responses to “Maddox and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Hate Spinach!

  1. And they called Bush SATAN!

  2. john

    um…hi. no one cares if they don’t like spinach! why don’t you write about something useful like world hunger or something not that boring!

  3. LINDA

    IT’S OK EVERYONE THE SAME HE JUST A LITTLE BOY

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