Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Fooling Us, Or You, Or Whatevah

DUH! Nobody wants to watch you try and play tennis like that, duh! Linds, you’re not even wearing a wicked kewl headband like ageisssi or anything, duh. And also, did you know, that your racket is like totes too small? Well it is, and nobody wants to see you play with it at all. For serious, why don’t you just do what you do best. Just “breathe,” or go cry to your mom who doesn’t really love you because your dad is in jail or whatever. Go Paris!

 

Her knees are totes strong though

Umm… are you trying to poo? Because it looks like you are. Gross!

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4 Comments

Filed under Celebrities Drool!, Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tennis

4 responses to “Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Fooling Us, Or You, Or Whatevah

  1. Linsay Lohan speaks out for Ex Lax!

  2. Nets

    This is like the lamest website ever or something, whatever!

  3. ewww lindsay has saggy boobies and she does look like she taking a crap……and her lyrics suck !

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