Penelope Crooz, what is up? Do you like pirates or something all of a sudden? We here at the nooz hear you are dating Orlando (Disney World Rules!) Bloom! Do you think he likes the teacups ride? Or do you think he likes the Space Mountain ride better?
Besides asking what you are doing hanging around with BOYS in the first place, didn’t you know he was Kate Bosworth’s ex-boyfriend? So doesn’t that make you a gold-digger or something? I saw that on TV once.
What does he do vodoo or something? Why’s he wearing necklaces like a girl? Pirates don’t really rool. But Mickey Mouse does for rea