Category Archives: Britney Spears

Lindsay Lohan has a secret she wants to tell you about herself

BREAKING: One of our super scoopers (ruff!) just told us that Lindsay has been up to something fishy. Uh oh!

Ultra top secret footage below. For eyes only:

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Britney Spears Gives Birth to Awesome Celebrity Baby!

Whoah, awesome Mrs. Spears, or should I call you MOM, or should I call you Mrs. Spears, or should I call you Oops I did it again? I wonder if it hurt. They say she got a caesarian section. What is that? Like a salad or something?

My question is, if this baby has been born for like 12 hours, where the heck are the pictures? What’s with the delay? I don’t know, but you can be sure we’ll post them as soon as Britney mails them to us! Yuh, yuh-huh, that’s right we KNOW her. For realz!

We used our super computer to put together kevin federline and britney spears, and the super awesome celebrity computer is saying that this is probably what the baby will look like:

it's a boy!

Hooray for Britney!

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