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Los Angeles: Where Celebs Go to Rool

Have you heard of Hollywood? DUH, dumb question. But seriously, have you heard of it? This place rools, it is where all the celebs live. Everyone in hollywood has a bunch of little dogs, and they rule too! Like everyone gets waaaaay more than one! And when your dog dies they give you a new one. Not like everywhere else where instead of giving you a dog they make you bury him. It sucks! Nobody in Hollywood has to bury their dog in the backyard when its raining and not give you a new dog to play with, like in Hollywood. That would be totally evil. Not even something that DADS would make you do. Not even, because dogs are awesome and dads are not.

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John Travolta, Please Stop Confusing Me and My Friends!

John Travolta, what is up? What is the deal with yourself? I saw you in a picture kissing a dude! What is up with that? What about like in Face Off when Nicholas Cage had your face? Maybe that explains it? What about that maybe explains it? John Travolta, seriously, people want to know, what is up? Do you maybe need to talk to someone? Do you maybe need to talk with yourself? John Travolta, John Travolta, whoah! You are blowing people’s minds!

that is NOT Uma Thurman!


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