OH MAH GAWD! Kate Bosworth I thought you had bones but I wasn’t sure before. These pictures prove it though! You have bones, and boobs! What is so important that Kirsten Dunst has to see your bones? Did she ask? If I wanted to see your bones I wouldn’t have asked, I would have just looked. There they are! Those are your bones!
A little bit closer:
Seriously, you would suck at a pillow fight! It would be like knocking over a patch of tomatoes!
For realz, I might be YOU for halloween. Only no way, cause if I was, I wouldn’t even be able to eat the awesome candy I got! PSYCH! Nevahmind, you can’t come ovah! PSYCH!
Uh oh! Kate Bosworth, we heard you needed a place to stay! We heard that your stupid pirate boyfriend kicked you out! Thats sucky, really sucky. Who cares about your stupid boyfriend. I mean, really? Whatevah!
1. ) He’s a boy! Gross!
2.) He’s not awesome!
Its ok though, we’ve got an idea! Why don’t we have a sleepover?! We have every Disney movie, and a popcorn machine.
Puhleeease bring your rad Superman thingy! We have to be in bed by 10, but its okay because we can pretend about it and stay up all night!