Category Archives: Kate Bosworth

Kate Bosworth Has Bones

OH MAH GAWD! Kate Bosworth I thought you had bones but I wasn’t sure before. These pictures prove it though! You have bones, and boobs! What is so important that Kirsten Dunst has to see your bones? Did she ask? If I wanted to see your bones I wouldn’t have asked, I would have just looked. There they are! Those are your bones!

no sleepovers for you kate bosworth! my dad said you could come though

A little bit closer:

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Kate Bosworth, I Can’t Invite You to Sleep Over If I Can’t Even See You!

Seriously, you would suck at a pillow fight! It would be like knocking over a patch of tomatoes!

oh mah god!

For realz, I might be YOU for halloween. Only no way, cause if I was, I wouldn’t even be able to eat the awesome candy I got! PSYCH! Nevahmind, you can’t come ovah! PSYCH!

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Kate Bosworth, What Color Pajamas Do You Have?

Uh oh! Kate Bosworth, we heard you needed a place to stay! We heard that your stupid pirate boyfriend kicked you out! Thats sucky, really sucky. Who cares about your stupid boyfriend. I mean, really? Whatevah!

1. ) He’s a boy! Gross!

and 

2.) He’s not awesome!

Whatevah!

Its ok though, we’ve got an idea! Why don’t we have a sleepover?! We have every Disney movie, and a popcorn machine.

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Puhleeease bring your rad Superman thingy! We have to be in bed by 10, but its okay because we can pretend about it and stay up all night! 

[via Gatecrasher]

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