Uh oh! Kate Bosworth, we heard you needed a place to stay! We heard that your stupid pirate boyfriend kicked you out! Thats sucky, really sucky. Who cares about your stupid boyfriend. I mean, really? Whatevah!
1. ) He’s a boy! Gross!
2.) He’s not awesome!
Its ok though, we’ve got an idea! Why don’t we have a sleepover?! We have every Disney movie, and a popcorn machine.
Puhleeease bring your rad Superman thingy! We have to be in bed by 10, but its okay because we can pretend about it and stay up all night!