Whoa! Double WHOA! We just got word that our suspicious suspicions have been confirmed! Maddox and Shiloh DID make a speech at the United Nations today. Thanks to some awesome diggin’ we came up with this supah sweet bone! Check da transcript:
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Whoah, this just in noozies! With all the celebrities getting sick due to their favorite vegetable and losah not-celebrity E. Coli, someone’s finally taking a stand! And they’re babies!
Maddox Jolie-Pitt and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are teaming up this week and giving a speech at the United Nations about how lame spinach is and that it’s destroying all the celebrities like Lindsay Lohan. Oh mah gawd, this bring a teah to mah eye…
But wait, what about losah little sister Zahara? I mean what is she doing? Little sisters are wicked annoying, everyone knows that (especially ME). I’ll bet Zahara does something wicked dumb, like draws all over Maddox’s coloring books or cuts the hair off all my Barbies. We’ll keep you posted about what happens as Shiloh and Maddox give their speech later today and Zahara watches cartoons at home or whatevah.
Tom Crooz and Angelina’s son, Maddox, known terrorist and kidnapper, totally called for a truce. Crooz said at a press conference, “About that whole thing, whatevah!” Then he leaned back in his chair and shrugged. Then he shared his sippy cup with Shiloh.
In exchange for a GI Joe and some donuts, Maddox flew Suri Crooz in a hot air balloon back to the United States.
How awesome is that! Now why can’t Tom Cruise and Vince Vaughn just get over Chicago and start filming Ocean’s 15! Lets go Celebrities! Today is going to be a good day!
While Angelina Jolie’s other kid is out kidnapping and terrorizing everyone, Shiloh might be just plain dumb. Look at her! What is wrong with you Shiloh? Do you have a case of the blooz or something? I mean, dood, you’re HUGGING Angelina Jolie, so like, whatevah! Shouldn’t you be in schoolright now? Are you dumb or something? What are you staring at?
Close your mouth all the dumb baby drool is falling out. You are not awesome. No I will not babysit you! Why would I? I don’t babysit dumb babies. Whatevah, Shiloh, whatevah! God if they make me sit at the kid’s table with you I will be so mad.